May 2013
40 posts
arudem:
This is getting ridiculous. I can’t even order Starbucks without feeling like everyone thinks I’m an idiot.
jdssljvg fuck off brain
You are not an idiot. Otherwise you wouldn’t be interesting to read. We like you. Have cake?
BlackBetty
What’s a babblr ?
BlackBetty
The word he was using is furmless (pronounced ferhm - less - HH), an emphasis on the exhale at the end of the word indicates the disgust the lukoi show in one who can no longer shift.
This same emphasis is shown in all Lukoi curses. Ape or Monkey for instance, is Ahpe (pronounced Ah-peh) becomes an insult when given the hard exhale. (Ah-peHH).
A name can be used in similar fashion, or a...
BlackBetty
Translated…
“I let her (DINEX) name this (state). For my (shell) color and she is (female).
I am not used to being this so long. Formlocked is a curse for my kind. The word is a curse.
I am cursed. But I live. “
Black Betty
-translated from Lukoi
“Rain. Beautiful. Luna weeps, for arms not to reach. Terra allows. In the tears, we bathe. We run. We hunt. Tears of joy for us. “
Black Betty
So, I am taking JP to work… And he keeps trying to race cars.
No, sweetie… We can’t race cars. You’d get hurt again. - D
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RedAlert
… The casing is back on. Everything is as it was.
So why do I feel… Guilty?
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RedAlert
Primus.
It can make weapons.
RedAlert
… I found it…
His very core…
I am… Cracking the code that is the strangest mystery I have ever faced.
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RedAlert
Paydirt.
But not what I was expecting. There are subroutines… Power is routing into places I never expected.
This is more than a bike.
I… Wonder… Can he feel pain like this?
thexylobrytes:
i think I am become the pastel grunge
halp
What is… Grunge?-RA
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RedAlert
After much convincing… And… Coercion… I have removed the primary dash plating to the bike…
The internal workings are sublime…
The parts… The smell…
By primus… This man was a genius.
On to more useful things.
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RedAlert
I am beginning to respect this man… This Jacob Monolith…
His mind is brilliant, if twisted. I wonder if things had been different…
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RedAlert
Fascinating. It… He… Drank it all in under ten minutes.
I am refueling the extended tank. Let’s see what happens…
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RedAlert
I know heavy assault units that have lower energy requirements. I have retrieved a large quantity of the energon like substance from the “grid” region nearby the city. I am attaching a discarded nitrous tank to the bike now, giving it an IV drip of this odd energy source.
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RedAlert
Continued testing proves negative for outside control influence… No radio or shortwave, infrared, microwave, or other forms of remote control have been detected in what I am now calling “The Bike”. JP has a convention of naming things and forms, one I seem to fail at.
So sue me.
I am now going into the actual programming of the nanites to see if I can adapt them to...
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RedAlert
Continued log of research regarding the “Weaponized Humanity Project.”
JP’s present condition stems from a Monolith Corp research project codenamed “Daemon Hunt”.
This project was intended to weaponize human beings into living metal weapons. Generally tanks or other hard oversized mechanical death dealers. JP appears to have gotten dosed with a prototype of...
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RedAlert
Curious. This mode seems to run entirely on an energy source almost identical to energon, but fundamentally different. If I could adapt it…
Moreover, he seems fully functional now, although presently a motorbike.
Monitoring his vitals via the dashboard has given fascinating results… As if this form were somehow protecting the flesh form he typically inhabits. Yet…...
paradoxsys asked: ...he's a very hot motorcycle. yup.
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RedAlert
Well… That was unexpected.
thexylobrytes:
Dinex you can’t see read mores on phones
I can’t? Then… Is it working?
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RedAlert
GORE WARNING
This being is simply amazing. Disturbing, but amazing.
Food accelerates it’s healing processes.
Red meat, raw meat…just meat…has him regenerating patches of flesh, muscle, and even brings his pulse to a point above near zero that we can read.
I can see it happening. It is both disgusting and amazing.
RedSteel
So, that was fun. I told her he’d be fine.
And I was right, he needed his rest.
But we did get some great pictures.
And he did agree to sleep through the reception.
paradoxsys asked: Wake him. Ask him.
DINEX and Red
There’s a wedding today for his friend. The one with the crazy girl/ex roommate.
We are going.
The pain is excruciating… The headaches and the like…
DINEX insists he should be allowed to witness, awake and in pain.
Red thinks he should be sedated and allowed to view the datrecording, missing this amazing event.
Thoughts?
RedAlert
You know what I don’t hate?
Patients who stay in the damn tank.
DINEX
Update.
All accounted for.
DINEX
Update.
Update… For the few who GAF:
JP: MIA - traced gate travel to last used coordinates.
Aurum: tank
DINEX: Functional enough to restore order.
TJ: tank
Ahlyssa: tank
Lance: Tank…
The Rabbit: Tank
Red Alert: ok, mostly.
Thunder: repair bay - 10%
D’Argent: Repair Bay
StarFighter: on duty, outer rim
Gwen: Tank.
Twin cast and the minicons: MIA - presumed...
DINEX
Another body…
DINEX
There’s a plan for this…
There’s a plan for this…
There’s a plan for this…
There’s a plan for this…
Thersssszzzpaaallannnforrxxxzzzzzz
DINEX
Now is not a good time to find a dead body.
Or… Mostly dead.
DINEX
Something fell through the gate. It’s bloody and a mess.
DINEX
There’s nobody else here who can or will take the controls. I’m wondering how far down this rabbit hole goes. I can feel it slipping. Like two halves sliding. I don’t know how much longer we all have. Before the winds gave up on us the fallen and beaten.
DINEX
Confined spaces…
They are becoming hard to deal with… Does that mean He is coming home? Or that I am falling apart thinking about it?
Rocks. Rocks and computers… And a man who looked perfect…
DINEX
Update:
I was happy, for a time…
And then a lack of power…
I miss…
Kzzrrkt - They’re fine. No additional updates. Roster stands as last shown.
Codename: Starburst: harmonicsystem:... →
harmonicsystem:
codenamestarburst:
Status update:
Core surgery is so far a success. Rerouting of energy in this manner is resulting in overcharging which will have to be managed somehow.
Right foot has not been replaced yet. Currently making sure that the site of amputation is…
I thought as much. I know the next logical question… You can ask it privately.
codenamestarburst:
Status update:
Core surgery is so far a success. Rerouting of energy in this manner is resulting in overcharging which will have to be managed somehow.
Right foot has not been replaced yet. Currently making sure that the site of amputation is healthy before attempting.
Spine has been reset and is healing fairly well.
Total loss of sight.
Xe is breathing most of the time...
DINEX
Good morning. There are the following updates:
Solarians are all fully functional.
Bios are all still in the tanks.
The MIA are still MIA.
That is all.
DINEX
No updates. No communication. Nothing.
pagasaurusrex:
Oh no… the Festival of Bast is starting today and mylo isn’t able to participate…
This is terrible. Would it be alright for me to do something in xyr stead? I don’t want to let it go by unnoticed.
- Kitt
From what I know of this… It is alright to do something good in one’s stead so long as you let the goddess in question know what is going on - D
April 2013
46 posts
DINEX
There are no changes today.
cis-siberianorchestra:
Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope. I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.
This.-Dinex.
DINEX
Update… For the few who GAF:
JP: MIA - traced gate travel to last used coordinates.
Aurum: tank
DINEX: Functional enough to restore order.
TJ: tank
Ahlyssa: tank
Lance: MIA - traced gate travel to last used coordinates.
The Rabbit: Tank
Red Alert: ok, mostly.
Thunder: repair bay - 10%
D’Argent: MIA
StarFighter: on duty, outer rim
Gwen: MIA - presumed captured.
Twin...
DINEX
I’m disappointed. In a lot of this. I did not struggle to reactivate only to see this mess.
The “civil rights” of this world are messed up, and the retaliatory nature of humanity equally so.
Ultimately, my only conclusion is to ban Star from the spotlight and cease further discussion of such matters here until JP is found.
Expect the posts to be deleted quickly.
StarFighter
Update… For the few who GAF:
JP: MIA - traced gate travel to last used coordinates.
Aurum: tank
DINEX: repair bay - 80%
TJ: tank
Ahlyssa: tank
Lance: MIA - traced gate travel to last used coordinates.
The Rabbit: Tank
Red Alert: ok, mostly.
Thunder: repair bay - 8%
D’Argent: MIA
Me: Fully Functional… Sort of.
Gwen: MIA
Twin cast and the minicons: MIA - presumed with JP, per note...
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StarFighter
Hi.
For the few who GAF:
JP: MIA
Aurum: tank
DINEX: repair bay
TJ: tank
Ahlyssa: tank
Lance: MIA
The Rabbit: Tank
Red Alert: ok, mostly.
Thunder: repair bay
D’Argent: MIA
Me: Fully Functional… Sort of.
Gwen: MIA
Twin cast and the minicons: MIA
Gigaplex: fully functional!
Codename: Starburst: streams up bubbles erupted... →
codenamestarburst:
harmonicsystem:
codenamestarburst:
streams up bubbles erupted from xyr mouth and nose as xe thrashed in the citrus-colored substance, clawing and kicking at nothing.
“The pain meds aren’t working.” Kitt turned to me with a deep frown.
“What do you mean the pain meds aren’t working?” Frustrated I threw an arm out and gestured at…
… My tanks… If you wish. They may...
Codename: Starburst: streams up bubbles erupted... →
codenamestarburst:
streams up bubbles erupted from xyr mouth and nose as xe thrashed in the citrus-colored substance, clawing and kicking at nothing.
“The pain meds aren’t working.” Kitt turned to me with a deep frown.
“What do you mean the pain meds aren’t working?” Frustrated I threw an arm out and gestured at…
… My tanks… If you wish. They may help.